Given the millions of shillings that I have in my bank account, some clean but most, I must admit , rather unclean, and given the many poor, hungry and homless that are everywhere, what will I tell the man at the pearly gates when I die and have to leave behind my millions and millions and my women, both legitimate and secret? Can anyone advise me?

The only real value of money is that people will do things for it. Pick some local problem that could be fixed by labor, and employ some of those poor and hungry fixing it. Do it again. When you reach the Pearly Gates, sing "I'm just another sinner, like any other sinner. Just like the ones He's saved before!" Don't worship money! Don't Demonize it either. It is a tool, like a hammer.