The Herald (Harare)
7 October 2008
NEGOTIATORS to the inter-party talks meet in Harare today to discuss the allocation of the remaining ministries, Zanu-PF negotiator Cde Nicholas Goche has said.
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Please ignore any comments from Takunya and Comical Mabhiza. Here are some facts (and you cant argue with facts!) why..
1) Takunya and Comical Mabhiza are paid by the ZANU PF to spread propaganda and lies, and to twist the truth in the ZANU PF's favor on the internet.
2) Takunya and Comical Mabhiza are one and the same person.
3) Takunya and Comical Mabhiza both have stated that Mugabe is the most democratic leader in Africa. Seriously!
4) Takunya and Comical Mabhiza both support the use of violence, murder, rape and torture by Mugabe against the people of Zimbabwe.
5) Takunya and Comical Mabhiza both believe that Bush is responsible for atrocities in Iraq, and this justifies Mugabe's atrocities in Zimbabwe, including the genocide of 20,000 Ndebele people and the murders of over 100 MDC supporters during this years elections.
6) Takunya and Comical Mabhiza should be ignored because none of their posts are truthful and they are always misleading.
7) If you say anything against Mugabe, Takunya and Comical Mabhiza may say that you are paid by the CIA and MI5 to write here.
8) I do not work for the CIA
9) The CIA does not pay me. If they do, please give them my bank account details, all cards accepted. :-)
10) Takunya and Comical Mabhiza will also resort to childish name calling when they have no factual evidence based argument.
11) Takunya and Comical Mabhiza both believe that Tsvangirai called for sanctions against the people of Mugabe.
12) Takunya and Comical Mabhiza should be ignored because non of their posts are truthful and they are always misleading.
13) Tsvangirai never called for sanctions against the people of Zimbabwe.
14) When confronted and asked for evidence of this, Takunya and Comical Mabhiza have none.
15) The Sanctions faced by Zimbabwe are not against the people of Zimbabwe.
16) The Sanctions faced by Zimbabwe are only against the government and its ministers, and 4 companies, including one that makes military uniforms.
17) None of these Sanctions are faced by the people of Zimbabwe.
18) Tsvangirai is not responsible for these sanctions.
19) If Tsvangirai did not exist, there would still be sanctions on Zimbabwe (as described above).
20) Therefore Tsvangirai is 100% independent of Zimbabwe being sanctioned as above.
21) Takunya and Comical Mabhiza should be ignored because non of their posts are truthful and they are always misleading.
22) Biti and Ncube, and Tsvangirai had no input into the drafting of the American sanctions bill.
23) The west does not want to recolonise Zimbabwe.
24) The west does not want to invade Zimbabwe.
25) Takunya and Comical Mabhiza should be ignored because non of their posts are truthful and they are always misleading.
26) The west does not want to poison aid and kill Zimbabweans.
27) Tsvangirai has never denied aid to the Zimbabwean people, only Mugabe has done this.
28) Takunya and Comical Mabhiza should be ignored because non of their posts are truthful and they are always misleading.
So just ignore Takunya and Comical Mabhiza, and let these facts speak for themselves.
Thank you for your time.
Cde Chinamasa - as also the Minister of Justice, Legal and Parliamentary Affairs - can indeed afford to be optimistic. Especially after he gave judges free 4-wheel drive vehicles to attend to their farms!
What a shame to come say he is optimistic on the back of mass sufferings when he ought to have expressed deep concern over the fate of the much rotten banana republic!