Two major factors have caused a reduction in uncle bob's National Barbecue Stimulus Plan; disappearance of the last cow from the national herd along with the majority of south african donated agricultural inputs (last seen on an army truck headed for the Zambian border). Unfavorable rainfall patterns in the Straits of Malluca have prevented ships from delivering the barbecue sauce being donated by his eastern friends. It is hoped that part of the $73 million being distributed by the MDC can be confiscated by the Zanuobos under the guise of humanitarian aid for those arrested and jailed for wildly demanding basic human rights; the demand for democracy is becoming intolerable to the boyz. Look for more unfavorable rainfall patterns if a large barbecue party isnt held soon.

Haha, The national BBQ stimulus plan is an excellent analogy for the Land Reform program. Until they recognize property rights and give title deeds for outright ownership farmers will never get what they need. The 'gov't inputs' beuraucracy will always be an inadequate patronage system. They'll be importing cows and BBQ sauce in perpetuity. Idiots.