Will the Minister Of Menu Subsitutions be charged with sedition? The discovery of an asian freshwater turtle on the carving table at the Ministry of Barbecue's buffet continues to claim new victims. The original charges of small portions by the Ministry of Weights and Measures ballooned as technicians from several ministries gave conflicting testimony. Taste technicians who had the last word on whether or not the " roast" in question was beef or not refused to testify; they claimed that it was so long since they had eaten any real beef that they had forgotten the taste. DNA studies were called for, however, the entire "roast" was consumed in testing by the technicians. Coincidentally, a Far Eastern registered freighter rumored to be carrying a cargo of similar "roasts" is being shadowed off the coast.

While absolute rubbish like this floats around no aid, no money, no sympathy, and no tollerance to ZANUpf and the illigitimate government of robber mugabe! Africa the laughing stock of the world. I wonder why?

This just proves beyond any reasonable doubt that ZanuPf is not wanting to abide by the GNU and wants to derail everything that the MDC part of the GNU has achieved. It shows that the MDC is for the people nd ZanuPF is just for themselves and nobody else what so-ever. This will also prove to the outside world that Mugabe can't be trusted yet again and when Mugabe is shouting that the sanctions should be lifted the sanctions against him should be tightened even more than before. Never trust a terrorist.

Go to hell with your patronising so called aid!

Akapfunde, the West has given you aid and so have the Chinese people given you huge amounts of lines of credit, and all you can say is to tell someone to "go to hell with your patronizing aid?" How typically ungrateful you are. So are you like Mugabe telling the Western and now Chinese donors to "Hang?" Dumb, dumb.