Zimbabwe Independent (Harare)
2 July 2009
THE Speaker of Parliament Lovemore Moyo and his staff are locked in a cold war with MPs in the parliamentary select committee over the constitutional reform process, further jeopardising the exercise.
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Chaos again rocked a buffet line, this time at the Ministry of Promises and Assurances. Rumors of additional Asian freshwater turtles being subsituted for prime beef brought hundreds of workers at the ministry lining up for their share of the lunch fare. A busload of Ministry of Barbecue workers crashing the lunch line gave away the secret that something special was being offered. An unnamed taste tester from the Ministry of Menu Subsitutions said that the suspect roast was far superior to any of the offerings that he has tested at local eateries in the last 3 months. It is yet to be seen if these new taste treats will be included in the next national herd census.
Carlos4,
What are you porttraying in your gimmicks? Why don't you give us a break if you cannot contribute anything? Your presentation is out of tune and why waste your time? Surely colleagues will agree with me that this is not your forum.
Carlos you take the nom de guerre of a killer, assasin, thief and a political pervert. That fits the bill. 2000 draft was rejected on the instigation of the white farmers because they didnt like the clause about the land that was there. Now the party that mobilized the the masses to reject is is saying at had its finer points. They where as blind as Ramirez here and many others who cant see what is involved in the making of a constitution. They are as blind as a day old rivulet and as dump as MDC who go and sign the GNU effectively endorsing the Kariba draft only to reject it later on. Mr Boycott and his babies are showing what they are really. Spineless. You cant run a country like a tuckshop. You cant run a country like a family show. I hope the Madhukus and their donor funds lovers are left out. The country needs to move forward.
The GNU says nothing about endorsing the Kariba draft...
Dont be a fool and believe the propoganda the Herald spits out.
Moyo, I beg to differ. I enjoy Carlos4's witty style of expressing his views.
...The minister of Artic Relations was quite upset when he discovered that they BBQ'd the Ambassador Penguin. The Ministry of Bicycles used the occasion to announce that due to a shortage gov't issued bicycles could only be ridden on with one tire. Several thousand ministers at the BBQ were enraged since the Ministry of Mercedes-Benz only alloted free cars to the top 1,000 ministries. The Minister of 'What the Heck' was heard to say "what the heck?"
Noble1, The minister of I am Not the one/It wasn't me/ I know nothing, said it all.
....dizvo.....
My musings do not nearly approach the fantasy that some post on this site. For any one to believe that uncle bob is anything less than a poster child for the typical African despot is truly unbelievable. To expound on the great land grab as a plus for the Zimbabwe people brings laughter to her neighbors and starvation to her subjects. To ignore the beatings, arson and torture and yet hail the Zanuobos as heroes is the true fantasy; to blame travel sanctions on these goons as being responsible for the disasters demonstrates total ignorance of the facts. I say remove travel restrictions and clamp them in irons for their crimes when they dare leave their lairs. If you cannot see the irony in my posts, dont read them.