17 July 2008
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I hear the SCNC guys are foolhardily claiming responsibility over the attacks in the oily land. I simply laughed because I know that they are in quest for cheap publicity.
What is sure is that the pirates did it. Another school of thought holds that it was an in-house inspired ploy to enable the khaki boys to continue to go on mission and earn fabulous sums from the taxpayer. The issue is even more complicated because the indigenes from the other side have never accepted the "nkeng" accord in Uncle Sam's. Senator Giwa has never accepted it.
Mola, detractors like you were in rhapsodies again when the King, he of the Gilikinba was grilled by the tonton macoutes. This is wishful thinking because no such thing happened. Those who are waiting to see him dumped in Limbo will be shocked. He will be a Methuselah in that house.
His achievements since Etoudi nodded to his approval in 2004, can only be put down in a voluminous publication that would look like an encyclopaedia. He successfully added the taxpayer's burden so that all the members of the Essingan dinning table plus those who are picking crumbs can continue to enjoy the opulence. It was under his command that the DO's offered electoral victory to Grand Camarade on a platter of gold. C also did a clean sweep in his constituency.
It was a rare electoral feat because boxes were stuffed in broad daylight. And what about the 'point d'achevement' that has nothing to do with the common man and the poverty-stricken masses? It came so that the big people can continue to feed well. What I am saying is that there can be no albatross on the neck of someone who has achieved so much for King Saul.
Hope you heard that the rolling stone rolled to the helm and is ready to clean the Augean stables. That sounds like a warning to the Hilton, Sawa and Ayaba quacks who have taken that noble profession knee-deep into the abyss of rubbish. I think the man who suffered under Forchive's Pilate, nine times and graduated many times from the dungeon in defence of the truth is the right person to steer the ship out of stormy waters.
He crushed the frogs, yet they all triumphed in solidarity. Now is time for them to forget about the man who shat on his way and the stench of the faeces stopped him from doing a return trip. By the way, let us find out the past tense of shit from the discipline grammarian, Rodcot Gobata. Everything should be tailored to plot the way forward.
Let the CMC render an account of the 50 million and tell us who lined his or her pockets. It is a shame that we allowed our gold to rust.Mbella, I fall sick when I think about all these things. What consoles me now is that all of us will converge on Bakweri town over the weekend to give oga another mandate.
Does he have any challengers? I think he has given a clean slate at the helm. It will be an exciting Anglo-Saxon gathering, we will talk talk and not war war even when someone happens to dare the status quo. Allah will guide us.
I am surprised that you people do not seem to see the dramatic twist of events. We have succeeded in emasculating S and taking them to a tight corner. The game is so sweet that I have forgotten its name. We need S to function well and solve some of our problems.
I like it because even natural disasters like earthquakes cyclones and climate change in general can be blamed on Ntarikon. When hungry and poverty-stricken cameroonians pour themselves into the streets in protest, it is S.
That is why John Ntarikon and his bunch of vandals were accused of stage-managing the February "emeutes". He fell in our trap and decided to drag the chief election rigger..., he who has been ensuring all the victories for Grand Comarade to court.
Mbella, that was a big joke because the hands of our courts are still tied. By the way, we also paid him in his own coins and tagged the Diboule stigma on him. He will be travelling to Ongola in the coming days to be deflated in front of the Mfoundi C Court that would only be asking Grand Comarade how high it would jump whom told to do so.
Yours Ngwa
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