3 October 2008
opinion
I was not the least flabbergasted by the sweeping accusations you made against me. But I didn't have time to split hairs with you over those issues because we are now busy scheming to position ourselves for the "Gumba" House.
There has been an outrage of procrastination in this matter, but we are as patient as vultures. It does not matter how long it takes for Saul to make that presidential nod for things to happen.
Since the whole thing will be a cabinet Mbanga Pongo, detractors are rolling out the drums to celebrate the claim that not even the pilot will survive when it does happen.However, it is difficult to say for certain what is going to happen when our god visits us again from Uncle Sam. We pray that Bakingili should be a Methuselah in that architectural marvel that has the morphology of a star. Yes, Mbella, our god of Rosicrucian heaven is telling me that he will be there till thy kingdom come.
I simply laughed at what the self-proclaimed journalist "pede" posted on the net the other day. I say this because it takes two to tango. So, naming names of ministers who participated in savouring his "smelly" backside will not help matters. What is sure is that the young man used to strangely help over five cabinet members to quench their libido.
I know it was time for you the other day to make noise about one SCNC thing that does not exist. Let me inform you that SCNC has become a "chop" thing for everybody. October 1 is the best day for administrators and soldiers. They earn huge allowances for quelling down the SCNC "rebellion." They claim to maintain the peace that SCNC vandals would have imaginarily destabilised.
But we all know that this whole thing is a racket because the outfit has been rendered weak and impotent by internal squabbles as to who eats from asylum seekers who are running away from our harsh economic climate Mbella. Perhaps, there are two Cameroonians, because it is this our very democracie avancée that is being qualified elsewhere as a dictatorship. Anyway, I usually enjoy the SCNC group of clowns acting the buffoonery drama for the entertainment of people in high places.
It is exactly one month since Yerima Lo-oh was lowered six feet deep. I just need to remind you that life is like a walking shadow that fades away to oblivion at sunset. Despite the fact that we are all embroiled in various controversies, we should do well to quit the worldly stage on a clean slate. Yerima was a paragon of virtues who left no controversy behind.
We must keep praying that God should cleanse the world of the numerous incestuous acts. That Biyam-Assi home is now in disarray after lust overcame the mother and the son. The young man floored his step-mother and actually slotted it into her Jerusalem and tested his father's fruit.
The incestuous criminals were caught in the act. Pa Tagne bundled his son and donated him to the police for torture and detention. But many blamed him for marrying a young wife that seems sweeter for his son.
Mbella, I will be very angry with you if you accuse our khaki boys again for failing to nip the Victoria attacks in the bud. Well, it is tantamount to saying that you wanted the boys to attack their colleagues.
By the way, you seem to be very ignorant as to what the main mission of our khaki boys is. They are there to crush the slightest uprising from UB students. They would not mind killing a fly with a sledge hammer as far as suppressing political party rallies is concerned. They are quick to demonstrate their artistic artillery prowess on SCNC demonstrators and open fire on any protesting peace-loving Cameroonians.
Our forces are also there to loot, rape and kill at the least opportunity. Here, a khaki boy will die many times while waiting for his own death if he gets the faintest sound of a gunshot. He will clip his tail like a dog that is guilty of messing the air and disappear.
That is why the cowards, in their numbers, fled for safety when the explosion of the "Quartier General" took place in 2001. Many soldiers scampered away in fright like unarmed civilians.
Please, Mbella, don't misquote me anywhere because I am in no way saying that our boys are weak. Just that all the institutions out here have been politicised. But don't try them when the Headache of State is passing. You will not live anymore to tell your story.
I say, old boy, we all did the Queen's language at Sasse.
Tell me what the following expressions mean in the Queen's language: "Ministerial Department and Economic Operators". These are pure sins that are committed in the name of linguistic osmosis.Stay well and keep the flame alive despite the daunting odds.
Yours, sincerely, Ngwa
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