New Vision (Kampala)

Uganda: Tawana Finally Out

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Kampala — Scandalous, promiscuous, enigmatic, what else? I can't seem to place a finger at a better-sounding adjective to describe Tawana's 83-day stay in the Big Brother house.

Can you think of any? Generous, maybe? I mean if you watched her eviction on Sunday, you surely approve of the way I have just described her stay.

She might have not been the fairest-looking of the 12 housemates on the M-Net reality show. But the Botswana housemate nearly slept with all the boys - because she chased for it the most. And besides, when preferable is not available, available becomes preferable. She sure was available in full amounts throughout her stay.

Scandalising all-and-sundry, Tawana, upon exit as the ninth evictee on Sunday, confirmed to show host KB that her rampant chase for sex in the Big Brother house was because she has a high libido.

"You know I love dick," she declared, sending everyone into shock as they thought she just didn't say it, and prompting a commercial break, probably for the producers of the show to ask her to cut down on her incessant use of profanities.

Though we might have initially tagged Ricco the player of the house due to his flirting with many female housemates, we were wrong.

Tawana just entered history as the unrivalled player of all the three Big Brother seasons that Africa has seen. Not before have we seen a girl so sex-addicted.

Thing with her was that she would hit on you and make sure to drag you to bed with her. And she would say it to your face - that she wants you.

Earlier on the show, she said it to Zambia's Takondwa, managing to sneak him out of a dance party and give him head, or better still, oral sex otherwise known as a blow job in a more explicit speak.

Then she said it to Munya, subsequently having live sex with him four times, the latest being just Saturday afternoon.

Then in a twist of events, Tawana, a few hours after having it with Munya, dragged Ricco to bed in the night and well, gave it to him, so to say.

And when KB asked upon her eviction whether she was the player or she was being played, she said she enjoyed both boys because of their different attributes - Munya for gentle sex, Ricco for rough on the other hand.

Now assuming she's pregnant, whose kid will it be, Munya's or Ricco's.

And you know the boys' age? Ricco is 21, Munya 22. Sounds like cross-generational sex, considering Tawana is a relic from a bygone sex era.

She claims she's 31 to the press. But we know too well to forget how 31-year-olds look like. Asked for a highlight of her stay on the show, she said it was the first time she had it with Munya, adding that Ricco though was her best kisser - brutally honest, huh?

One of the finalists: Ricco, Munya and Hazel could walk away sh200m richer on Sunday. Who will it be?

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Tagged: Arts, East Africa, Uganda

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