Jean Sutherland
17 November 2009
WHO the heck does Chuck Norris think he is?! Really. Truly.
How could he let Leo see his Nel? It's just not on. Yeah peeps, on Sunday a bit of the Chuck Norris legend shrivelled up and died.
He hung the capoeira kid out to dry, let him take the (Naija) rap, chucked him under the bus. What a skunk!
Hella, Leo discovered his inner Chuck Norris in the house only for Chuck to Boris out when push came to shove.
The blogosphere has it that the bogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris when he goes to sleep every night.
No more. The bogeyman will now be checking his closet for Leo the Nel. Bet on it!
I mean. Chuck Norris may be able to sneeze with his eyes open, but Leo can sneeze a whole plate of food. Take that!!
And Moz dude has more kick per kilo than Chuck Norris. Go and hide, you action fader!
I know, I know, it was never on that Leo would beat out 50 Naira (Kevin to you) in the eviction stakes. Still, what the Chuck!
And in the words of Leo's alter ego, Leona Lewis, "keep bleeding, keep keep bleeding" you sorry son of a Norris.
Just a quick look-in today. It's that time of the week again. Nominations.
The housemates did the usual yesterday morning, provided Biggie headmistress with their weekly eviction hit list.
Emma the Pout, aka Emm.I.Am, emerged with the most votes - five, followed by Itai, aka ItSpy, with four (4).
The reason most people gave for nominating Itai was that he is Head of House (HoH) and as such can save himself. Of course, at the same time it narrows the options on who he can switch.
The person with next most votes was Mzamo with two (2) followed by Geraldine and Namibian homeboy Eddie with one (1) each.
As usual, the question is who will be switched? Itai nominated Emma and Geraldine so he may stick with his first choice and throw the Nigerian housemate into the mix.
She and Itai are the only remaining housemates who haven't, in Eddie's words, "walked the plank".
Or, given his volatile relationship with ama-zama-fab Mzamo, Itai may decide to put the Malawian wild child up.
By the time you read this, we'll know the answer!
There again, who knows what the Biggie producers may or may not have up their sleeves.
There's a strong belief in some quarters that the powers-that-be first see who's in the mix before deciding on the eviction menu for any particular week.
With a strong Nigerian component to the evictions last week, only two people were served up.
With the possibility of only one Nigerian making the voting list this week (through the HoH switch), will three housemates be on the chopping board, with two to leave; or, will there be a fake eviction or some other twist.
Your guess is as good as mine!
How they nominated:
Itai: Emma and Geraldine
Emma: Nkenna and Mzamo
Eddie: Emma and Itai
Geraldine: Itai and Emma
Nkenna: Itai and Emma
Kevin: Eddie and Mzamo ("a clear act of revenge", according to the BBA home site!)
Mzamo: Itai and Emma
Stay tuned!
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Hi africans, i think the issue of the house leader switching eviction nomination should be stopped because 1. It create enemity between the house leader and the nominated contestant e.g GERALDINE was not on for eviction and now she is out because the house leader switch himself with her and she has taking it personnal. So i'll guess something else should be done about like the head leader will not be up for eviction. 1 luv africa
Hi africans, i think the issue of the house leader switching eviction nomination should be stopped because 1. It create enemity between the house leader and the nominated contestant e.g GERALDINE was not on for eviction and now she is out because the house leader switch himself with her and she has taking it personnal. So i'll guess something else should be done about like the head leader will not be up for eviction. 1 luv africa