I know that Kenya is our immediate neighbour and they may not like this, but let me take this opportunity to thank the rest of Africa for saving us from Sheila. The Kenyan had most parents looking for the parental control buttons on their remote controls to save their children from the disgusting gay acts between Sheila and Meryl last Friday.

The rumour has always been that the Kenyan is a lesbian and after the live-on-camera drunken antics on Friday, there is no question about her sexual orientation. With homosexuality, Africa is very unforgiving. Within hours, the voting had shifted from Sheila who was initially the likely victor of the week, in favour of Munya who escaped the axe a fifth time.

Then there is the nudity. During week one, Mwisho was the first to show his penis to everyone when he was challenged by Tatiana. Then Tatiana flashed her skinny bottom, Meryl did the same while trying to kiss Mwisho and the latest was when the loudmouthed lazy Yacob pulled down his shorts and showed the barn mates how he had been shaved clean. By South African Lerato.

At this rate I don't know who deserves the money. All apart from beautiful, boring Jen are going overboard to win over Africa.

This week Uti, Munya and Code are up for eviction.