Windhoek — By this time it is safe to assume that Big Brother House is running on the same principles as a brothel. What else should one think when barely one day in the house one finds total strangers with only a continent in common massaging each other's thighs, calves and manoeuvre their clothed special parts against each other?
Three days later we have the first couple in the house, Betty from Ethiopia and Bolt from Sierra Leone sharing a red-hot smooch while their mates are fast asleep, but then again, what can else can you expect from a man with such a name? And what do you know; our own Dillish and Africa's biggest crush at the moment was spotted rubbing deliciously against the ever smiling and obliviously charming Nando in the bathtub. Could it be that our girl is just playing the boys, because we saw Denzel from Uganda who resembles Steve Urkel rubbing her thighs and he proceeded up yonder without her protesting?
Quite a queer dude that Denzel boy, not only does he love strutting around his residence poorly dressed (boxers or hot pants) but has also demonstrated a profound affection for sexuality and its tools, by saying, " I can strip but you gotta pay me! I am a businessman." This is the same man bragging about four wives waiting for him at home and who saw it fit to explain the nature of his private part. But he is not the only afflicted with the rare disease " cloth phobia". Kenya's Huddah,whose head is firmly on the eviction block has posed for naked picture all plastered across the internet just shortly before taking up accommodation in the Big Brother house.
Huddah too feels a bit special and beseeched fast trackers like Bolt, Angelo or anyone bold enough to kiss her, I mean a girl can stay dry for only so long. With the golden girl (Huddah) about to exit, our girls are cushioned thoroughly against an eviction order for this week.
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